how to speak with a moron, or conversing with your local idiot and making he or she believe they are so very smart.
"It is what it is:"
translation: this is really stupid what you've just heard, but it comes from first class jag offs who can fire me and you and burn down this whole building for fun if they wanted. so. we have to do it, and like it, and thank the jag off the next time you see him for the opportunity.
"I like to think we're on the same team."
translation: we hire just about anybody, which included you, by the way, we pay them as little as we can and get away with.. and yes, some of those people don't speak your language, or, a language that includes words at all. as some of these employees speak in colors flashed from a special light and work part time helping to land planes at the airport.
others trade favors for cigarettes and really could quite care less if what they say or do makes sense, but they work for a salary that is in line with our needs so we'll keep them on.
"you are going to have to ask the other manager about that"
what you have asked or said includes words with more than two syllables or begin with letters other than I or Z so I amunable to grasp just what the hell it is you are saying, tell the other manager and that manager will translate for me in much simpler terms.":
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